by Jimmy Boegle
Greetings to all of you poor schlubs who have to work today, on LABOR DAY. Oh, the injustice! Oh, the humanity!
We, the members of Weekly editorial staff (well, most of us) join you in toiling on this holiday. (Although most of us did get Friday off instead. Sorta. It's a deadline thing.) And, well, if you'd like to bitch about the fact that you have to work on LABOR DAY, by all means, use our comments section here to do so.
UPDATE: See? Look what can happen when you work on Labor Day: You can get killed by a stingray!