by Jimmy Boegle
-- Snakes on a Plane isn't bringing in the box office everyone expected. But who cares about that? You want to know how James DiGiovanna feels about it, don't you? Well, you have something to look forward to in this week's Weekly!
-- Saddam's on trial. Again.
-- The Star has taken the original, edgy position of giving a thorn to society's obsession with celebrity romance. We expect the Star to any day soon dare to say child molesters are bad.