by Jimmy Boegle
We regret to inform you that the Tucson area's weather is apparently experiencing some technical difficulties.
The National Weather Service is reporting the following weather in Tucson, in July: Light rain, fog, 72 degrees.
This is not Tucson July weather. This is Seattle July weather.
Because of this technical difficulty, I regret to inform you that I am
too lazy unable to bring you Your Thursday Morning News Update. This clearly must be a sign of the impending apocalypse, so we bring you this video instead. God bless!