We regret to inform you that the Tucson area's weather is apparently experiencing some technical difficulties.
The National Weather Service is reporting the following weather in Tucson, in July: Light rain, fog, 72 degrees.
This is not Tucson July weather. This is Seattle July weather.
Because of this technical difficulty, I regret to inform you that I am
too lazy unable to bring you Your Thursday Morning News Update. This clearly must be a sign of the impending apocalypse, so we bring you this video instead. God bless!