by Jimmy Boegle
--Some people have written a letter to the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, sniveling that Bill Clinton recently spoke to the organization (which you can read all about on this very blog). It's a fine letter. Just make sure you aren't drinking any beverages while you read it, for they may shoot out your nose.
--There's war in the Middle East.
--Is Ken Lay in the same boat as Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr.? One man of God believes so.
--If you can give blood, please do so. They need it.