Your Thursday Morning News Update

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--Some people have written a letter to the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, sniveling that Bill Clinton recently spoke to the organization (which you can read all about on this very blog). It's a fine letter. Just make sure you aren't drinking any beverages while you read it, for they may shoot out your nose.

--There's war in the Middle East.

--Is Ken Lay in the same boat as Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr.? One man of God believes so.

--If you can give blood, please do so. They need it.

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