by Jimmy Boegle
-- There have been deadly train explosions in India.
-- The Bush administration has decided to follow the Geneva Coventions. At least that's what they're saying.
-- The fact I just typed the sentence, "The Bush administration has decided to follow the Geneva Coventions," in a dead-serious, non-ironic fashion has suddenly made me depressed.
-- Possible fraud in a Mexican election? Wow, they must be learning from their friends to the north.
-- Gabby Giffords continues to milk the fact that she's dating an astronaut.
And that's your news update. We now return you to your e-mail/porn surfing/whatever it is you use the Internet for.