by Jimmy Boegle
We here at Weekly World Central just received a news release, compliments of the Patty Weiss for Congress Campaign. The headline:
FDR Granddaughter Throws Support to Weiss in CD 8 Race
Wow. I am just on pins and needles waiting to see who Warren G. Harding's grand-nephew endorses!
This is, by far, the dumbest political press release I've seen in a loooong time. And that's saying something.
And, I must point out one more tidbit: This release was snagged by my junk e-mail folder.
How amazingly appropriate.