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INEBRIATION, URINATION, INCARCERATION

UA AREA

MARCH 23, 12:40 A.M.

A man engaged in empty chatter while emptying his bladder on a woman's car, according to a University of Arizona Police Department report.

An officer was called to the Tyndall Avenue Garage, 880 E. Fourth St., to interview a woman who had parked her vehicle there. She told the officer that as she returned to her car that night, she saw an unfamiliar male urinating on it.

"I am urinating on your car," the man reportedly told her when she asked what he was doing.

The woman said the man, who appeared to be extremely intoxicated, apologized for his actions three or four times. However, he continued to pee and to expose himself while saying he was sorry.

The officer apprehended a man near the scene who fit the subject's description. The man admitted urinating on the woman's car, and said he randomly chose it as a target for his stream. He said he was willing to pay for any damage to the car.

The man was booked into jail on suspicion of indecent exposure, criminal damage and criminal nuisance.


SYRUPY SLANDER

FOOTHILLS AREA

MARCH 15, 7:45 A.M.

A woman awoke to find her Jeep wrapped in toilet paper and the words "Fuck you faggot" scrawled on her driveway with what appeared to be chocolate syrup, a Pima County Sheriff's Department report said.

A deputy responding to a call from the woman noted that someone had also used a marker to write "fag" repeatedly on the Jeep's windows and windshield. The Jeep's antenna was missing, but the woman said nothing had been taken from inside the vehicle.

The woman said she had no idea of who might want to vandalize her vehicle and the report offered no explanation for why someone might try to antagonize her by using a term not usually applied to females.

The deputy photographed the vandalism and told the woman to call if she had any more information.

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