Now These Are Sequels

Here are the sequels and high-concept pictures Hollywood should have produced this year:

·Monster's Other Ball

·Lilo & the Angry Stitch

·Lara Croft and the Bottle of Lotion

·Teletubbies in IMAX

·Super Duper Pooper Troopers

·Secretary 2: Just Two Hours of Maggie

·Monsters, LLC

·Match Game P.M.: The Motion Picture

·Lord of the Rings 4: White Guys on a Really Long Hike

·Cathy Rigby Goes Down

·About Schmidt's Breath

·Punch-Drunk Indifference

·Harry Potter and the Vibrating Broomstick

·Jake Busey and Hilary Swank's Big-Teeth-O-Rama

·Gyllenhaal Getting Spanked

·Eat, Drink, Bert, Ernie

·Hercules 2: My Big Fat Greek Hercules