by David Mendez
The former Snoop Dogg, now known as Snoop Lion following his musical conversion to reggae, recently posted a list of reasons why he's not voting for Mitt Romney, and why he's going to be voting for Barack Obama.
Sure, the list doesn't exactly seem to be his (all signs point to it being lifted from the account of a fellow named D'Brickashaw, going by the handle @DragonflyJonez), but, regardless, it's funny; with entries under the Anti-Romney Vote column such as "b—ch got a dancing horse" and "he reminds me of every boss I ever hated," and those under the Pro-Obama column like "he mad cool yo" and "he's BFFs with Jay-Z," you can't help but laugh.
Of course, I'm saving the more funny, risque, racially offensive lines out, but if you've got a healthy sense of humor you'll be fine. But be warned: It's not-work-safe language.
With that in mind, here's the link. Have fun.
And because "music," here's Snoop Lion's new reggae track: