Punxsutawney Phil: "Keep Those Sweaters On, Tucsonans"

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In reporting our little weather dip, the local daily declared: "Tucson's plunging temperatures might require a light sweater." So with our sweaters on this weekend to keep those shivers at bay, we at Weekly World Central want to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil declared today that we'll have six more weeks of winter.

No early spring, so Tucsonans may need to keep wearing those irritating itchy sweaters and wait until noon to open the front door to let some fresh air into the house. It's going to be tough, but we face adverse weather conditions all the time. What's important is to remember to look out for your elderly neighbors and if too many mesquite leaves are piling up on their sidewalks, rake those up for them, OK?

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