Kardashians at the Meet Rack: God's Just Happy for the Cameras

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Building off of our earlier news that a few Kardashians (probably Kourtney Kardashian and her baby-daddy Scott Disick) are invading the Meet Rack tonight, we have confirmation from our sources at the Meet Rack that producers from the hit "reality" show would like to stop by.

"What it came down to is that, last night, they came in and said 'Do you want to do a thing here? Sign here,'" Meet Rack owner Jim "God" Anderson said.

"Of course, I don't watch television, I don't have a cell phone, I don't have a computer, I don't have any of that stuff, but it was sort of like when Billy Gibbons came into my bar, everyone started jumping up and down, and I didn't know who he was," Anderson said.

In other words, he doesn't quite care, he's in it for the screen time.

Anderson tells The Range his favorite thing in the world is to have his picture taken (check the walls of his bar for proof), followed closely by gambling and sex, of course. What better for a hedonistic, self-loving, degenerate than 15 to 20 minutes of fame on cable TV?

I mean, it works for the Kardashian clan, after all.

Anderson's only concern is that he's might not have enough keychains to give away to folks; outside of that, he's just interested in seeing what happens tonight.

If you're interested in drinking with people who are famous for reasons that I don't understand, show up at the Meet Rack between 7 and 9 p.m.; according to the producers of the show, the Meet Rack surmises they'll have the show's "stars" in there for about 20 minutes.

C'mon Tucson, let's see if we can't get a reality TV star branded with God's face tonight.

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