Thursday, August 8, 2013
One Man's Crusade to Capture a Package Thief Proves That Not Everything Out of Phoenix is Terrible
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From the description of the wanted poster show (in cropped form) above:
Description of Perp: Jerk
Eyes: Vacant, uncaring and lacking a soul
Sex: Female-ish
Nationality: Un-American
Distinguishing Marks: Shameful and a super awkward running style
Parental Involvement: Lacking
Those sick burns right there? Those are what happens when you take advantage of your fellow man, jerk.
Tags: thievery , terrible people in Phoenix , video of tampering with someone's mail , five bucks says the victim is involved in marketing or was totally into improv in college , Video
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