In Tucson, we complain about the heat every summer even when we know that come July, it will be hot. We live in the Sonoran Desert. We live in Tucson. During the summer it's hot. That's the way it is always going to be.
But this NSFW video making its way through the internets captures the internal conversations we have with ourselves every summer. In Moldy Pueblo speak, that's "I am not a lizard" (and while wiping sweat from our necks while watching a band at Club Congress: "Why do I live in Tucson? Why did I leave my house tonight?").