by Dan Gibson
Apparently, there was some sort of loud boom heard on the Northwest side of town tonight. Davis-Monthan Air Force Base says they weren't responsible and there wasn't an earthquake, so clearly social media panic has ensued and every local TV station will be leading the 10 pm news with live coverage in the dark saying basically nothing.
Of course, we have no real news either, but we are trying to get in touch with our boom correspondents, Tigra and Bunny. We'll let you know what they are able to contribute when they get back to us.