by David Mendez
Apparently, some geniuses at FUSE TV decided it would be a great idea to have Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, the MCs of Insane Clown Posse, go Mystery Science Theater 3000 on, well, anything put in front of them. Astoundingly, it isn't the worst thing I've watched on YouTube (that "honor" goes to the series of "popping" videos on YouTube. For your own sanity, I do not recommend you search "youtube" and "popping." Ever.)
What impresses me is the fact that, really, Violent J actually seems reasonably intelligent and interested at times...whereas Shaggy is about as insightful as you would expect from a man who has a large, stylized "D" tattooed on the back of his head.
Actually, neither of them are insightful, and the highest praise the trailer gets from them is that "the freshest part of that video was the elephant's ass." But still, good for them! Not many people are able to successfully make a brand out of it being Halloween every night. Go you, Insane Clown Posse. Go you.