by Dan Gibson
If Jessica Simpson's naked pregnancy photo where she covers up her lady parts was a problem for a local Safeway, I can only imagine what sort of panic will ensue once the new issue of Time hits newsstands this week. Mostly, I'm curious about the "God of Cricket" article teased on the cover. Is the sport of cricket the new thing? Do I have to try to figure out the rules now so I can pretend to know what I'm talking about? SO MUCH PRESSURE.