Just in case you were tired of your Snuggie®, or your Slanket® for that matter, why don't you go all in and get yourself a Forever Lazy®? That's right, you can get a front zip set of adult footie pajamas with included "Back Drop!"
As long as you're content with looking like a perfectly incorrigible mix between "adult baby" and "convict in a prison jumpsuit," you've got all your bases covered with this garment.
Especially apropos of the state of the economy are the names of two of their three colors, "Workday Blues," as well as "Asleep on the Job Gray." I'm not making this up. Finally comes their oh-so-seductive, "Hanky Pinky Fucshia."