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• Wax figures of Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. Wait, that's really them? Ok, if you say so.

It can be a challenge sorting out truth and the legend when it comes to the Meet Rack, but hey, if you've ever wanted to see Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian (I'm guessing Rob and Scott [he counts, right?], although Kourtney went to the U of A, so who knows?) and a collection of sex toys at one time, tonight could be your lucky night.

From the Meet Rack's Facebook page:

Keeping up with the Kardashians, Season 8, will be filming a cocktail hour at the Meet Rack tonight! (Two of the Kardashians are confirmed to be in attendance). We will put the expected ETA between 7:00 pm and 9:00 pm (Monday, 12/2/13). If you want to be a part of what is sure to be an epic evening of fun, show up early enough to sign releases and get loosened up.

I can't even process this information right now, but we'll have more information regarding this pop-culture-debacle exciting opportunity for our city as the story develops.

UPDATE (well, barely): KUWTK production company Bunim Murray was unable to confirm or deny whether the show is filming in Tucson tonight. Also, none of the cast's Twitter accounts were terribly helpful, although I did learn a bit more about Rob's sock company.

UPDATE (a better one, I promise): It would appear Scott and Kourtney are at Miraval, based on a photo on Scott's Instagram (thanks to Range reader, Ian Wilson, for the tip):

Here's a trailer for a documentary on Meet Rack's moral compass, God:

God [Teaser] (2012) from Bumbleton Communications on Vimeo.