A long, hard day of work calls for a nice, tall, cold one. Heck, any day does. And what better way to enjoy it than ensconced within a brown paper bag folded over at the edges? May's Counter has capitalized on the hobo trend of hiding what you drink, albeit in a restaurant setting rather than on a train or in a park, by offering all of its nondraft beers in 16-ounce canned form, complete with (optional) bag. Choices include Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness, as well as the "Hair of the Dog," which adds a side of bacon to that PBR. The bacon is bagless, however.