Best Mischief Maker

John Kromko

Readers Pick

If there's somethin' fishy in the 'hood
Who ya gonna call
John Kromko!

If there's anything goofy
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call
John Kromko!

He ain't afraid of no pols
He ain't afraid of no polls
If you're seein' taxes risin' to the sky
Who you gonna call
John Kromko!

An' developers milking the city dry
Who you gonna call
John Kromko!

(Sung to the tune of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.)

Runners up:

2. Dave Fitzsimmons, Arizona Daily Star

3. Tucson Weekly, www.tucsonweekly.com

Vote of note: Nonie Reynolds

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