Ambrosia Vibe from Orgasmatronics, Inc. on Vimeo.

Looking for a new way to explore your sexuality? The Ambrosia Vibe, a strap-on dildo that activates when touched, might be the key to unlock your sexual treasure box in that dusty basement of yours. Orgasmatronics and ddenn creative are trying to raise $32,000 to produce and sell this futuristic strap-on.

The Ambrosia Vibe was developed by a former quantum physicist who is known by his pseudonym Dr. X. Treme. Dr. X’s resume includes a PhD in applied physics from Yale, a math/physics double degree from Berkeley, developing several technologies from concept to application in the quantum electronics field, and managing science research projects for the federal government.

When stimulated, the Ambrosia transmits a signal and delivers a corresponding vibration to the wearer. By allowing the wearer to experience sensation directly as they use the device, the Ambrosia opens the door to new sexual possibilities previously unachievable.

Sexual explorers 18 years and older can buy their very own Vibe for only $145. Other incentives include t-shirts, a leather harness and a weekend sex toy hack workshop. Go here for more information, and you can email your thanks here. 

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Here are some infographics on what this alluring device can do for you.

The instruction manual:


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