Skaters Gonna Skate 90's Edition

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Wazzup, dudes and dudettes. The totally tubular Skaters Gonna Skate is go on tonight from 10:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m., at Skate Country, 7980 E. 22nd St. DJ Herm will be mixing all the mad 90's tunes so you and your beeotches can get jiggy with it.

The ring master will be none other than Ronnie Hardcase, since Herm "can't skate for shit." Tickets are only $10. Don't get hurt because Skate Country won't cover it.

From the Facebook RSVP page:
ATTENTION: Skate Country and the event organizers do not have medical insurance. We cannot be responsible for any medical expenses you may incur. We demand strict compliance of all our safety rules. You will find our safety rules posted in our lobby and inside our building. Please have fun, but remember: YOU ASSUME THE RISK THAT ACCIDENTS DO OCCUR WHEN GROUPS OF PEOPLE ROLLER SKATE TOGETHER. PLEASE SKATE CAUTIOUSLY AND CAREFULLY BECAUSE THE ACTIVITY OF ROLLER SKATING INCLUDES FALLING.
There's no alcohol or drama allowed, according to DJ Herm.

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