by David Mendez
People, John McCain just wants to make your lives easier.
First, he's going after TV providers by crusading for you to have a la carte cable programming.
His new mission: Making it so you don't have to mess with the f—king App Store to update things on your iPhone.
For clarity's sake, McCain was finishing his line of questioning to Apple CEO Tim Cook regarding Apple's fairly brilliant (and legal) tax avoidance and offshore cash storage practices, before throwing in a dig at Apple — or opening up an opportunity for hundreds of people to mock him for being old.