by David Mendez
Every year, Beloit College in Beloit, Wis., puts out a "mindset list" for its professors — a set of reference points for instructors to have some idea of what references to avoid when talking to their freshmen about cultural matters.
A few of the items on the list are interesting to note (and will make you feel damn old), such as:
8. Bill Clinton is a senior statesman of whose presidency they have little knowledge.
16. Since they've been born, the United States has measured progress by a 2 percent jump in unemployment and a 16-cent rise in the price of a first-class postage stamp.
A few, however, are just headscratchingly painful:
4. Michael Jackson's family, not the Kennedys, constitutes "American royalty."
63. The Twilight Zone involves vampires, not Rod Serling.
69. Pulp Fiction's meal of a "royale with cheese" and an "Amos and Andy milkshake" has little or no resonance with them.
70. Point-and-shoot cameras are soooooo last millennium.
I have literally, never once, heard anyone from the Jackson family referred to as "royalty" in any sense, aside from snide jokes about his two sons, both named "Prince."
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