Greetings from the beautiful Caribbean! Yes, the most frequent blogger (MFB) has left Tucson for a big gay vacation. Why are we taking the time to blog this? Well, since this blog is part of a business, two words: tax writeoff.

Ha! We kid, because the drinks are cheap here in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where we spent the day touring a fort and enjoying a vanilla soy latte at Starbucks.

We also had a drink at a restaurant that was notable because it had flowers floating in a lovely bowl of water at each table. And these flowers were plastic.

We have a horribly blurry picture of these flowers, but we don't have time to upload it now. Because we have food to eat and drinks to, um, drink. And we think this fulfills our business duties enough for tax purposes.

Until we return, we are SURE the other bloggers will be blogging their hearts out, like they're supposed to be doing, although they're apparently not yet. If they don't, we promise you, blog readers, these absentee bloggers will get a dose or two of plastic flowers in a very unpleasant place when we return.

Ta ta!